I'm a work in progress.
When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other.
(via jenikkafrancinee)

This is all I could ever hope for.

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peko-pekoyama:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





Never forget

peko-pekoyama:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

Never forget

hydrogeneportfolio:

"Maybe we’re on Mars because of the magnificent science that can be done there - the gates of the wonder world are opening in our time. Maybe we’re on Mars because we have to be, because there’s a deep nomadic impulse built into us by the evolutionary process, we come after all, from hunter gatherers, and for 99.9% of our tenure on Earth we’ve been wanderers. And, the next place to wander to, is Mars. But whatever the reason you’re on Mars is, I’m glad you’re there. And I wish I was with you.”
— Carl Sagan

hydrogeneportfolio:

"Maybe we’re on Mars because of the magnificent science that can be done there - the gates of the wonder world are opening in our time. Maybe we’re on Mars because we have to be, because there’s a deep nomadic impulse built into us by the evolutionary process, we come after all, from hunter gatherers, and for 99.9% of our tenure on Earth we’ve been wanderers. And, the next place to wander to, is Mars. But whatever the reason you’re on Mars is, I’m glad you’re there. And I wish I was with you.

 Carl Sagan

permissiontogoafterhim:

This isn’t a back alley, Steve. It’s a war.

bobrasher:

Best Cosplay

bobrasher:

Best Cosplay

zohbugg:

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

Ken M, an american hero

zohbugg:

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

Ken M, an american hero

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

yappanese:

Heavennn

yappanese:

Heavennn

jimintomystery:

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Hostess, makers of Twinkies and other fine snacks, is going out of business.  I’m sure somebody will buy up the intellectual property, and the world’s vending machines will remain populated by Twinkie the Kid and the…Cupcake…Guy.  But it is kind of a sad day, particularly for comic book fandom.  And it’s as good a time as any to share the story of the Thunderbolts Fruit Pie Ad.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Even More People You See at Every Nerd Convention [dorkly]

Previously: Part 2, Part 1

fowllanguagecomics:

I’d still take a bullet for them, but it’d annoy the sh*t out of me.

fowllanguagecomics:

I’d still take a bullet for them, but it’d annoy the sh*t out of me.